Illustrated by Poly Bernatene

Bradley Bartleby is bad - VERY BAD - and
Santa Claus knows it. So when Bradley empties
his stocking to find nothing but a pair of socks,
he hatches a devious plan.
If Santa won't give him the gifts he wants,
Bradley will just have to steal them ...
With dynamite, trapdoors and a tiger or two,
Santa doesn't stand a chance. Or does he?

"A hilarious adventure.
The stylised illustrations complement the story brilliantly,
creating a wonderful darkly funny atmosphere."

THE SCOTSMAN

"Poly Bernatene's illustrations make the manhunt
sensationally watchable. Split screens, panoramas –
it's like a movie on the page."

Nicola Smyth, THE INDEPENDENT

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UK Hardcover • ISBN-10: 1405091002 • ISBN-13: 9781405091008

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The Santa Trap was a pet project for me and I was very particular about how the book developed, which is one of the reasons it took five years to go from conception to publication.

A lot of the inspiration for the story came from the Santa traps I built as a child. I was the sort of boy who, when I wasn’t building things out of Lego, was taking things apart to see how they worked and often using the pieces to make something else.

Like many children I had lain awake on the night of Christmas Eve, determined to catch a glimpse of Santa delivering presents to the foot of my bed, only to fall asleep before he arrived. Unlike many children, I decided that the solution was to build something to wake me when Santa eventually showed up. Strictly speaking, the things I built were alarm systems rather than traps. I didn’t want to take Santa captive - I just wanted to catch him in the act of delivering my presents.

The first traps I built were very crude. I’d balance things on top of my bedroom door so they'd come down with a crash when the door was opened. But Santa had no problem disabling these, so as the years went by, my traps became more sophisticated and I started using wires, batteries and buzzers.

One year, I made a pressure sensitive pad from two sheets of aluminium foil and a sheet of perforated polythene. I laid the pad next to my bedroom door and covered it with a rug – but Santa still managed to slip past without stepping on it!

Eventually, I came up with what I considered to be a Santa-proof approach. I strung four thin nylon trip-wires around my bedroom and tied the ends to four large beads resting on one end of a Lego see-saw. The opposite end of the see-saw was wired up to a battery-powered alarm. If a trip-wire moved, the bead it was tied to would be pulled off the see-saw, causing the opposite end to drop and close the circuit on the ear-piercing alarm.

This diagram, taken from one of my school presentations, illustrates the final version of the trap and shows a recreation of the Lego seesaw device used to trigger the alarm.

In addition to real tripwires, I strung a similar number of decoy tripwires around the room. It was impossible to tell the real tripwires and the decoys apart – so they both had to be avoided. I tested the trap myself and — even with the light on – I was unable to cross the room without setting off the alarm. The whole system took me so long to build and test that I didn't get into bed until almost midnight, by which time my bedroom looked like an enormous web, criss-crossed with gossamer threads, with me lying spider-like at the far end.

The strict code of secrecy surrounding Santa prevents me from telling what happened that night*, but I can say that it was the last Santa trap I ever built.

The other inspiration for the book was an illustration by Ronald Searle for one of the Molesworth books written by Geoffrey Willans. I bought an omnibus edition of the books at a jumble sale when I was young and have been a big fan of them ever since. The third book, How to be Topp, includes a cartoon of Molesworth and his friend Peason prying open the jaws of a huge bear trap beside the family fireplace. The caption reads “Trap for dere Santa” (click here to see the cartoon on another web site). The image seems to be Searle’s own invention, as there is no reference to it in Willans’s text and it is the sort of deliciously dark humour that Searle excels at. Unlike my harmless alarm systems, Molesworth’s Santa trap is unmistakably life-threatening.

When I came across the cartoon again in 2005 it got me thinking about a story. What sort of a child – apart from Molesworth and myself – would try to trap Santa? How would they go about it? And why would they want to do such a thing?

I decided that the child in my story would be an out-and-out villain, with the resources of a wealthy family and a long-standing grudge against Santa Claus.

When I mentioned the idea to my agent, Caroline Walsh, she thought it was terrific and made the unprecedented (for me at any rate) pronouncement that if I wrote it, she could sell it, so I set about writing it immediately - and then came to an almost immediate stop …

The problem was that if Bradley (as the boy in my story was now called) was to trap Santa, Santa would have to visit Bradley’s house. But if Bradley was as villainous as I wanted him to be, why was Santa visiting him? Surely such a bad child did not deserve any gifts? This may seem trivial to you (as it seems to me now), but it seemed an insurmountable obstacle at the time, so I decided to put the story to one side until I found a way around it.

Poly Bernatene's early character sketch of Bradley

Over a year - and two Christmases later - I finally came up with a solution that I was happy with: Santa still visited Bradley because “Santa is such a kind-hearted old fellow that he believes, no child, even one as bad as Bradley, should go without a Christmas present.”

Now that I had Santa’s motivation sorted, I was able to write up the whole story without any further delay. I sent it off to Caroline and - as she had predicted – she had no difficulty finding publishers who wanted to take it. We ended up with equal offers from three different publishers. All three were good publishers, who I’d worked with before, but they all had different takes on the story. One of them was uncomfortable with a child being portrayed as irredeemably bad and wanted him to become Santa’s little helper at the end of the story. Another felt that some of the traps Bradley built, such as the guillotines, were a little too dangerous and should be replaced with something less life-threatening. Only the third publisher, Macmillan, were happy to accept Bradley for the black-hearted brat that he was and that’s one of the chief reasons the book went to them.

Another reason for choosing Macmillan was that I had a particular illustrator in mind for the book and Macmillan editor, Suzanne Carnell, had proposed the same illustrator.

The illustrator was interested and agreed to do a sample illustration for the book. However months went by and, despite prompting from Suzanne, the sample did not appear. After over a year of waiting we finally realised that it was never going to appear and I heard subsequently that the illustrator had emigrated to Canada without telling us!

A detail from Poly's early mood sample.

Having been disappointed by the first illustrator, we set about finding an alternative, only to have a similar thing happen again — and again — and again! Part of the problem was that I had definite ideas on how the book should be illustrated - I wanted illustrations that would be strong on detail, but also had a touch of the dark humour evident in the Searle cartoon - and this narrowed down the choice of illustrator immensely. Nevertheless, every six months or so we’d find a suitable illustrator who seemed to be interested in doing the book, but they'd always back out before submitting an artwork sample.

After going for three years without securing a suitable illustrator, the book’s new editor, Emily Ford, told me that she thought she’d found another candidate and a couple of weeks later she sent me not only a character sketch but a completed colour sample from Argentinian illustrator Poly Bernatene. From the moment I set eyes on the sample I knew that not only was the search finally over, but that we had ended up with the ideal illustrator. It was clear from his first drawings that Poly had given Bradley just the right mix of menace and mischief and that his parents had just the right attitude of fearful apprehension.

Poly's colour rough for one of the spreads. Move your mouse over the image to see the final spread.

Poly soon started work on the book, producing roughs for each spread. For most illustrators, roughs would take the form of black and white pencil sketches showing the composition of each spread. However Poly is unusual in that he produces his roughs in Photoshop allowing him to indicate both colour and composition. Once a rough has been fixed and agreed upon, Poly works over it, adding tone, patterns and textures to create the final artwork. I love the way that Poly has applied patterns to the carpets of the Bartleby mansion, giving the illustrations a lovely sense of depth and richness.

It’s been a long wait, but I’m thrilled with the way the book has turned out. Each of Poly’s spreads is full of character and amusing detail. The spread showing the snowy mansion exterior, for instance, is far more spectacular and atmospheric than I could have hoped for.

* Which is a shame because it was extremely funny.

	For MY FATHER for helping me hone my trapping skills and with apologies to the rest of my family for disturbing their sleep.

Illustrations © 2009 Poly Bernatene. Reproduced by permission of Macmillan Children's Books.

Santa had better watch out. He’s coming to town – but one naughty boy and his tigers are lying in wait.
If you're less sympathetic to Saint Nick, he's under attack in Jonathan Emmett's The Santa Trap. Spoilt boy Bradley is fed up with getting socks every year, so he trains tigers, dynamites chimneys and trapdoors the floors. Thankfully, he doesn't get his guy, but Poly Bernatene's illustrations make the manhunt sensationally watchable. Split screens, panoramas – it's like a movie on the page. For ages three and up.

Nicola Smyth, THE INDEPENDENT

Bradley Bartelby is the bad son of rich, terrified parents. Every Christmas he asks Santa for a long list of presents but every year Santa gives him the same thing: a pair of socks. Bradley has had enough and decides to build a Santa trap. He works on it all year and what happens next is a hilarious adventure. The stylised illustrations complement the story brilliantly, creating a wonderful darkly funny atmosphere.

THE SCOTSMAN

Everyone loves a naughty child within the confines of a picture book and this book offers a dark, funny and refreshing alternative to some of the more saccharine Christmas offerings.

THE BOOKSELLER

Jonathan Emmett comes up trumps with this plum of a Christmas story. Not since Ebenezer Scrooge have we met such a Christmas-killer as Bradley Bartleby ... Argentinian illustrator Poly Bernatene is at his fantastical best here, and his richly textured backgrounds and darkly comical characters form a winning combination with the hilarious text. Bernatene sets up delicious contrasts between the genteel and terrified parents and the stampeding elephants and sizzling dynamite of Bradley’s world. Readers will be rooting for Santa of course, but the bad, bad side in all of us will be secretly hoping to see if St Nick gets nicked. The Santa Trap is sure to set off ho-ho-ho’s in homes all over the country this Christmas.

Catherine Ann Cullen, INIS MAGAZINE

'TIS the season to see who has risen to the challenge of producing a good yuletide story. Jonathan Emmett and illustrator Poly Bernatene have exceeded the brief. As the sticker on the back cover says: "Warning: Contains no peace and goodwill", at least on the part of the spoiled rich kid Bradley, who has a serious beef with the bearded gentleman about the contents of previous years' stockings. Confident of his ability to influence events, the little blighter comes up with an apparently fool-proof plan to halt the annual present delivery and snaffle all the gifts for himself. But, as we know, Santa is made of the sterner stuff and the denouement is amusing as well as satisfying.

Jill Rowbotham, THE AUSTRALIAN

Acerbic, biting and beautifully drawn, The Santa Trap toes the Christmas line between wholesome and wicked, making for a fantastically funny book that’s stunning to look at. We recommend this to all of those Lemony Snicket fans out there, who love their humour to have a bit of a bite.

POPCULTUREMONSTER

The Santa Trap is up there with The Nightmare Before Christmas as a perfect alternative (and dark) Christmas story. It is certainly the perfect antidote to those saccharine sweet Christmas stories and fairy tales that get wheeled out every year, and it would be a crime if this does not one day find itself on the screen, whether big or small.

THE BOOK ZONE

I do like picture books for the slightly older reader (or listener) and this Christmas Story from Jonathan Emmett is a great alternative to the usual Christmassy tales that appear on the shelves at this time of year.

Bradley Bartleby is a bad boy. He's been bad since the day he was born and in the first couple of pages we learn just how bad he is. He bit the midwife's bottom, he stole the doctor's stethoscope and he emptied his nappy into his grandmother's handbag. The older Bradley got, the worse he became. A team of secretaries type up Bradley's Christmas list, but as everyone knows, naughty children don't get what they want from Father Christmas, and all Bradley gets is a pair of socks. Bradley's parents spoil him and buy him everything he asks for, but Bradley still isn't happy and he decides to get him own back on Father Christmas and get all of his present for himself. Bradley turns their huge house into a giant Santa Trap with trapdoors, wild tigers in the garden, dynamite in the chimney and much more, however, things don't go according to plan‚ but you'll have to read the book to find out just what happens.

A great book for slightly older readers to enjoy for themselves and wonderful for parents to share with those younger.

Damian Harvey, ARMADILLO MAGAZINE

"WARNING: Contains no peace or goodwill." This is the warning given to the reader on the back cover so look elsewhere if you want sugary-sweet Christmas cheer! And this dark, funny story certainly delivers. Children love witnessing children being naughty in books and Bradley is without a doubt a master of the despicable. I mean, who would take on the man in the red suit? Bradley is so unlikable, you end up finding him endearing in a weird kind of way. Jonathan Emmett's text is hugely entertaining and kept my little audience enthralled the whole time. It is beautifully teamed-up with artwork by Poly Bernatene, an Argentinian illustrator I find immensely talented. He captured the nastiness in Bradley's eye perfectly and I personally love his depiction of Bradley's clueless parents.

This a great alternative to traditional Christmas stories, bringing a darker side to the festive season, but with a satisfying enough resolution which won't leave younger audiences wondering whether Santa will actually be around to deliver their presents! Fantastic fun!

LIBRARY MICE

Everything about this book is a joy, and with all the Holy Seriousness found in so many of the festive selections this time of year, it’s awfully nice to find a book that is just flat out funny.

Donna McKinnon, 32 PAGES